I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

We're only given a few chances in life to do what we absolutely want to do and I plan to take advantage of it. I'm not ready to be a fully responsible adult yet. I still have a lot of shenanigans up my sleeve and most of them involve a bed.

Flirting seems to be different now than it did when I was a teenager. Everything moves fast now and I would like not be left behind. To be honest, I'm not adept with how flirting works but I am good with my hands and mouth.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.