Happiness should never be about achieving what you want. It should all be about contentment. Let’s be honest, one person who likes what he's doing would be happy. I think I just have what it takes to make you feel contented?

People often treat me as a naive and clueless girl because of my innocent face. Little do they know that behind my angelic facade lies a horny beast waiting to be unleashed. Send me a message and I'll let you experience the peak of carnal pleasure us...

I seldom do the first move, so you better step up to the plate and contact me first. Despite being old, I am still a lady of pride. I will not lower myself for other people, not even a fit stud with a big cock.

If you are lost and have no one to talk to, don't hesitate to give me a chat. I am known to my friends as a great listener. I will not give you any advice or whatsoever. I'll only happily listen to what you have to say.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

There was a time when all the lads in the pub line up just to get a peek of me. I miss all the attention I got when I was younger. If only I am half as beautiful as I was before, men will still fuck me without any hesitation. For me, the saddest thin...