I sometimes laugh at myself, for I never knew that I'd still have this hunger for sex now that I've reached my golden years. I'm proud of it though. I'm not sour. I'm not bitter. I'm hot. I'm wet. I can pleasure men in any way possible.

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Book recommendations please! I've been bored out of my mind lately and would love to catch up on a few literary pieces while I still can. Hearing about a stranger's life and what their philosophies in life will also be bloody amazing!