The best way for you to get my attention is to send me a funny and dirty joke. For me, there is nothing better about making a woman open up than being funny and sexy. You don't need to worry about not being funny. My happiness is shallow, so even cor...

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

I'm in search of a man who trust me and will let me plan our social outings. But first of all, he should love socialising with strangers. He must be someone who's not satisfied staying at home watching TV all day.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

To write a novel one day is my goal. I want a true to life story and that'll be the story of our life. It is also my soul's desire to inspire many people through our real life story. What do you think?

I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?