I love putting makeup on my face. I don't care if I pop into a shop or a grocery for 20 minutes. I have to have my makeup, simple yet classy, just like Catherine's, the duchess of Cambridge. I never want to look like a slapper.

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

An innocent-looking woman who is in desperate need of some hanky panky. My lips are getting dry already and it would be nice to find a lad who's willing to make it wet. Hit me up if you're the one I'm looking for.

I want someone to fuck me like there's no tomorrow. To be honest, I have never been fucked that hard in my life. All my previous experiences are on the gentler and more sensual side. For once, I would like to experience what it's like to fuck as if m...

Witty banters with young lads make my heart melt and my cunt wet. I always tell the young lasses to go for the ones with big brains rather than the ones with big packages. Even a woman of my age loves blokes who are good with words as well as their p...

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.