I learned a long time ago that I can't make everyone happy no matter how hard I try. I made peace with that thought and would often settle for being able to make them smile or lend an ear when they need to talk. Happiness from delicious sexual acts a...

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

A woman like me is hard to get. You will not sweep me off my feet by giving me compliments. I have heard enough praises in my decades of living. I would like to have a man who can be brutally honest with me. I am so sick and done of goody-good shoe l...

Tasting my coochie will give you selected amnesia. You will forget about all the other pussies you have tasted and fucked before. My juicy pussy is yours to enjoy. The only thing you need to do is prove to me that you are worthy and naughty enough to...

Just because I'm already in my 40's doesn't mean I've forgotten how to ride a joystick. On the contrary, I have gotten better at it over time. So let me put your mind at ease and tell you that I am willing to take care of you in any way you need to b...

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.