I don't know where the stereotype of old people being a bunch of bores came from but that does not apply to me. I'm full of life and energy, always eager for the next great adventure--especially in the bedroom or wherever the passion may take us.

Destroy my pussy, not the environment. I love nature, so I am willing to sacrifice my cunt just to protect it. Let's stop using plastics and rubber. It is pleasurable to go in raw. Don't worry about knocking me up, and nut in me all you want.

Tired of regular sex. The next time I'll allow myself to indulge in sex, there should be champagne that will be poured over me. I like to be wet from head to toe. That's not all. I like my lover to dry me with his amazing tongue.

""Enticing" Definitely the one word to describe me. "Charming" Definitely the word to describe you. Let me drown in your sweet words, soft kisses, and warm hugs. Put me in a trance, control me, and have me for as long as you want."

I've been dreaming about a hard knob in my mouth for three consecutive nights already. And I can't seem to shake off the thought of a bloke fucking me from behind. Is this a sign that I should shag with a nice bloke already?

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.