A ruggedly handsome man has the power to stir the fire that this mature lady has been trying to control. His hair and his five o'clock shadow are the main reasons I'm inspired to keep my sexy figure. We never know when the magic happens.

Popping a bottle of cheap champagne for no apparent reason is one of the simple things that bring me joy. A good shag on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, on the bed, in the shower, or anywhere really, brings me delight and satisfaction.

The easiest thing to satisfy these cravings of mine is to be very naughty with me. Be flirty. Be dirty. Much better if you have secrets anything related to sex you're ready to spill. Don't forget to make me laugh as well. That's the best antidote to ...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

A hopeless romantic but I also let my inner slag take over from time to time. Nothing like a shag to set the day right, don't you agree? When going out with the gals, it would be my goal to drag a bloke into a dodgy alley and snog him senseless befor...

Sometimes I can't help but remember the exciting days of my younger years. I was pretty wild when I was a young'un. If only I can bring back those days, I would be so happy. However, I need to accept that those days are gone, and my life has become n...