Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

I'm looking for a man that can make me cum using just his fingers; whilst I'm leaning on the minibar and legs apart. Slowly fak me on the floor. If thou 're interested, let me know how hard thou want me to suck thou.

My fun routine in the morning: Lathering soap all over my soft, white skin Running warm water all over my body to rinse the scented soap Fucking myself in the body mirror Working out with no clothes on

Not all women are made of sugar and rainbows. Some of us are born with bitterness and pebbles in our hearts. So if that’s what you’re searching for, I hope you’ll know what to do. But please don’t send me a sweet message. Something naughty or...

Sloppy blowjobs and choking on cocks bring me a different kind of high. I ask the blokes I'm with to tell me how they want to get sucked or if they'd rather fuck my throat and make me drink down every last drop of their cum.