Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

I know I shouldn't be playing with food but the thought of a cock covered in whipped cream has me soaking. I have a sweet tooth and even if I know I should be dialing it down, I get dessert whenever I can.

Simple but interesting. That is the best way to describe me. I am simple enough for anyone to understand and interesting enough to make sure that you stay no matter what the circumstances are. Do you think you’re ready for someone like me?

I love that after a blazing summer comes autumn. I can't explain what I feel when the season comes. The air is cool and every place looks like a fairy's land or a fantasy land. The ambience tempts me to relax and enjoy the moment.

When I was in my younger years, I used to flirt and mess around with blokes who are a lot older than me. But now that I have grown, I don't want to flirt with those who are older than me. Instead, I want to be with some fresh and young lads.