I don't get people who are like a bear with a sore head. I mean, if they don't like something, why not do something about it instead of yakking and running their mouth. I am a candid and straightforward lass who will not back down when arguing the to...

A beautiful face that deserves your scrummy spunk. I'm a certified swallower who'll take all of your string of pearls as you shower them onto my face. I'll also drain your balls to the limit! You'll love it, honey.

I’ve been called heartless many times than I can't count. They don't know that I'm on the verge of giving up on love. I just want someone who will take responsibility for my heart. Who is willing to give me his smile whenever it is hard to find min...

Laughter is the best medicine, so I always give blokes a daily dose of my sweet laughter. It's natural for me to laugh and to snicker a bit when a bloke does something goofy. Silly things and sarcasm make everything funny.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I was a prim and proper young adult, went to work and behaved the way I should and taught. Now that I've reached my 50s, it's time to let loose and experience the things I missed out on or deprived myself of.