Coming out of a messy divorce but am glad to say that it was about time. I'm quite ready to catch up on the things I've missed out on. Going on adventures while I still can and bedding a few lads along the way. No time like the present, am I right?

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

A caring lass with a fit body, that's how I would describe myself. I do get disappointed when blokes come my way thinking that I'm a slag, so I hope I don't get any sleazy messages. I want someone who can take care of my needs, stir my imagination to...

I don't wear panties wherever I go, whatever clothes I wear. The fresh air that plays with my fanny is so refreshing I never want to go back to being the lass who wears panties when she's wearing a dress.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

If you are lost and have no one to talk to, don't hesitate to give me a chat. I am known to my friends as a great listener. I will not give you any advice or whatsoever. I'll only happily listen to what you have to say.