They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Well, I beg to disagree. Those people have obviously never been inside my bedroom before. I am not boasting or anything, what I’m saying is simply the truth. If you want to find out why, you shoul...

I don't appreciate it when blokes are beating around the bush by saying Double Dutch words. I would prefer it more if they directly tell me what they truly want with me even if that involves something that is considered to be dirty and indecent.

We all have different reasons for being here. I’m looking for passion, something that can barely be described with words, but you know it when you feel it. So if you like a woman with ample titties then I will let my pics do the rest of the talking...

Sunbathing, though a rarity, is an activity I enjoy to do when I get the chance to. I make sure that I tan evenly so I always do it starkers. I don't really care much for my neighbours seeing me, I'm living my best life as much as I still can!

If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

I am working as a financial consultant and lately, my job is taking so much of my time. Because of my job, I don't have the time to have fun nor to eat properly. And most importantly, I don't have the time to flirt anymore! Now, I decided to take som...