If you are wondering what an old lady is doing here, then let me tell you up straight. Despite my age, I still have needs that can only be provided by a lad with a big and hard cock. Stop questioning my motives, and just fuck my horny body already.

Stop pretending like a gentleman, and send me your dirtiest and naughtiest thoughts now. I am not a decent lady or anything of such kind. I am a wild lady who will fuck anyone who shows me that he is good enough to bang my cunt.

Candy floss has always been my favoured sweet. Some would even say that it explains why I taste sweet as well. From kisses to my sopping kitty, I've been told that I am a delightful treat. Age aside, I can say that pleasure is a guarantee too.

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.