I learned a long time ago that I can't make everyone happy no matter how hard I try. I made peace with that thought and would often settle for being able to make them smile or lend an ear when they need to talk. Happiness from delicious sexual acts a...

Curious as to what it feels like to fuck a juvenile lady? I can help you with that. I volunteer myself as a tribute. You can do whatever you want with my body. However, you must first tease me until I want to do you.

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

When your life gets boring, When you don't feel excited as you wake up in the morning, When you need to jerk off, You can call on me. I know some ways on how to bring excitement to our life. I'll be waiting for your messages.

I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...