I've been itching to find a bloke who would be willing to be my pet. Someone who is comfortable with giving up control, letting me take in charge for a change. I want them to obey my orders or else a punishment is in order.

I am the kind of gal who never gets contented with just one lad. I prefer to be with two or maybe three of them. I am not really sure why but I guess that's because I enjoy being the center of attention of numerous lads.

I have a boo, but he drives me mad because he's too busy at work. That's why I'm here looking to have a shag with a hot bloke. If you don't mind me having a boyfriend, chat with me, and we'll see how it goes.

I am looking for a bloke who can take me to the moon and back to Earth. That is impossible, I know, so why don’t we try the next best thing. How about a man could take me to cloud nine instead? Is there anyone out here who is up for the challenge?

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.