Ballet has been a passion of mine ever since I was a child. I didn't take it up professionally but it's a great way to keep myself fit and flexible. Sure comes in handy when experimenting with uncommon sex positions.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I party hard at night and go to work early in the morning. That's how responsible I am. We can shag all night or have a quickie early morning. I won't mind. What's important is having intimate and rough sex every day.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

What most lads fancy about me is that I am good at being flirty and naughty. I know some ways to make lads tick and I certainly know how to make them bust a nut. If you would like me to try those ways with you, just send me a DM.