I may be in a relationship but I barely get any kind of affection, not even going to mention shagging because that is truly non-existent at all. Which is why I went on a rant and told him that if he wasn't going to pay attention to me and my needs, t...

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

I want to be teased with words. To be left panting after reading a scandalously detailed fantasy. I want my knickers soaked and my cunt quivering with want. I've been lonely for so long that it's driving me barmy!

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Fun facts about me: 1. I totally enjoy giving the best jobby 2. I spend time drinking on Saturday nights 3. I'm always up for a shag 4. I beat the beans so many times in a day 5. I love experimenting if it's about sex