This pussy of mine is begging to be touched and to be played with already. Well, I can do that but I still need some help from a bloke who has a mind full of dirty thoughts that can help me be in the mood for some solo masturbation.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

Revenge is only for the weak in spirit. I dare to be different. Instead of finding ways to hurt my ex because of all the things he has done to me, I'd rather focus on myself to be more successful in life.

Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Most people who know me would say I'm caring and passionate. The last word only happens in bed. I'm a passionate kisser, and my kisses make something erect topped with oozing hot cream, and the best thing about it? It's scrummy, and it's free. Someti...

It has been a few months since the last time I had a steamy fuck session and I truly miss it now. I miss the feeling of having a lad's cock deep inside my fanny. Oh, and I also miss having my hair pulled while fucking.