I'm still single despite my age and I don't have a problem with that. In fact, I want to stay single for as long as I can and maybe until I feel envious of my friends who are already taken and married.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

I'm a strong independent woman, so I don't want to be treated like a damsel in distress or as a princess. I can pay for myself, I can cook by myself, and I can sleep alone (after I get stuffed like 20x).

I'm in search of a man who knows how to listen to the songs from the deepest part of my soul. He should listen intently and dance with it. It would be nice to have someone who'll look straight into my eyes and knows right away if I'm fine or not.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...