Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

Tired of sending messages to women who seen zone you? Tired of chatting with ladies who are conservative? Hoping for a drastic change in your life before your penis retires? I'm here for you. I like men who are really dirty.

Best time of the day: Early mornings and midnights Best sex position: Doggystyle, randy raft, and lap dance Best movie genre: Erotic, nothing else Best size for my pussy: Not picky here, short or long is fine as long as it's hard

Fond of cooking and baking topless or naked, just have to put on an apron to not get splatters on me to be honest. Everyone loves my pie, especially hearing fit blokes whimper and moan as soon as they taste it, if you're catching on to what I am that...

No need for introductions. Let's get right to business. If you can grind inside me the way you want it, how would you do it? Tell me everything, including the small details. I should have a vivid image of it to send me to sleep.