I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

I don't want to think of myself as an old granny who's frail or weak. I'm a mature lady who has an interesting daily routine. I cook breakfast - egg and sausage for my toast bread. I do gardening as I love plants/flowers. I get naughty at night.

Bless my late husband's soul, but he was never the best when it comes to shagging. I always had to finish myself off after he starts to doze off. We had quite the age gap that is why I'm not bothered if a fit young lad chats me up. I still have a lot...

Puttering around the kitchen is where you'd usually find me. I am fond of baking and experimenting so I end up with batter or flour all over my body. I figured out that I could just be starkers to avoid the mess on my shirts.

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

Tear me into pieces with your thunderous longing for sex. Don't leave any compassion for me. Don't show your mercy, for I have been a bad lady lately. Put your huge penis into my pussy as deep as you can.