Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

The rain leads me to a time when I was an innocent, playful kid who loved soaking in the rain. If I could choose where to have the next place for a nice sex, I'd want it in a park while the rain is pouring down.

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

Not to brag, but I think I am the best one you can have if you are looking for ladies around my age. However, you should not expect much from this frail body of mine. We might need to take a short break every once in a while when we fuck roughly and ...

I may have a few wrinkles and white hair, but I am in no means fragile! I can take a hard pounding from a virile young gent who would even teach this old gal a new trick or two. I'm going to pleasure them like no young lass ever had.