While other women are busy working out in the gym to achieve the curves that they can flaunt, I'm busy keeping my brain fit by flipping pages and having abstract thoughts. I'm the kind of a lady who'd choose a man who is into books over a man who has...

I prefer talking to men because they have less drama, and it's easier to get along well with them. This is why people see me as a flirt, but if only they knew my reason for having that closeness with the opposite sex. And if only they knew that I'm i...

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.