I love doing random stuff when I have nothing better to do. Sometimes I just sit on my bed and stare into nothingness, but most of my time I am playing with myself. There's nothing better way of passing time than touching myself. That is what I belie...

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

I need someone who knows how to lick my baps and fanny as if they are ice cream. So, if there's a bloke here who is confident about his tongue skills, I need to know who you are as soon as possible so DM me!!!

It has been my life-long dream to live in the mountains and remain there for the rest of my life. I am a huge fan of nature, so the thought of being able to live in the mountain makes me excited and elated. It would be nice if I could do that with a ...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Some ladies are having a hard time being naughty and slutty and I don't really understand why. Well, for me, doing naughty and slutty things is a piece of cake. I am already considered to be an expert in that field and I hope to find someone who's ju...