In my mind, the dinner table can be used for more than just meals. It's the best place to layout my body to be devoured by a gentleman much younger than I am. He is welcomed to eat me out or make a serving of cream pie in my cunt.

I recently purchased a vibrator out of desperation. Lonely nights are now common since my husband would often get pissed with his mates nightly. It makes me wonder what it would be like to be with blokes much younger than I am. They'd probably make m...

Snogging in a dodgy alley behind the pub used to be the most common way I'd end my Saturday nights during my years in uni and then some. They seem like distant memories now but I'm ready to take on flirting with lads, maybe I can pull them like I use...

Finding enjoyable activities at my age can be difficult but I don't want to regret not trying at all. I even compiled a list of sex positions I want to try, I'm still limber and I might even surprise you with how good I am at using my hands.

Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...