Shagging is not only about kissing and touching each other or making each other orgasm. When I have sex with a good-looking bloke, I would say it's the best sex ever if I won't be able to move after he's done drilling inside me.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Thick thighs wrapped in leather thighs, now that would be a delicious sight to see indeed. Just thinking about it makes my cunt ache. Partner that with a suit jacket slightly long hair and I will surely fall to my knees just to suck that bloke's cock...

With all the kids having their own family and my husband dying of a heart attack a few years ago, I feel lonely and am needing of good company. I've moved on from grieving and want to get back to feeling excited about chatting up lads whom I can conn...

Buff lads with wide shoulders, those are the ones that attract me the most. Though it doesn't hurt if I come across blokes who are hung as a race horse. I'm not fragile and I definitely know how to have fun.

I am the biggest flirt that you’ll ever have the chance to talk to in your life and I have no heart. So if you want something serious, I suggest that you leg it because I’m pretty sure I am not the one for you.