Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.

There are only a handful of men who knows how to bring out the full satisfaction of being fucked in the missionary position. Most men often disregard this position because it is one of the basics. However, in the mind of a skillful man, even missiona...

If I could choose a celebrity who I can fuck with, I would choose Zayn Malik. He is super hot and he has a wonderful voice that will make any girl's panties fall to the floor. I also love his beard and I bet that his beard will be quite ticklish to m...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

In my mind, the dinner table can be used for more than just meals. It's the best place to layout my body to be devoured by a gentleman much younger than I am. He is welcomed to eat me out or make a serving of cream pie in my cunt.