I am fond of blokes with tight arses, something to grab on and spank until it blushes. It turns me on when I can sink my fingers and be given permission to use my teeth too. I'm cheeky and old, I could get away with it.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

It would be nice to have a lad who can take care of me now that I am too old to even look out for myself. I don't need much caring, so you don't need to worry. All I want is a nice bloke who can make me experience the pleasure and satisfaction I dese...

There's but one I desire. Let me spell it out: s-e-x. Sex. That's it. But I don't like it to be the typical one. Surely, you feel the same way too. Want to chat so we can have more fun talking about what we both like?

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.